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How were you named?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by drthtater, Jun 6, 2010.


  1. drthtater

    drthtater Monkey+

    A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.
    "Mummy," the first daughter asks. "Why am I called Rose?"
    "Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead."


    "Mummy," asked the second daughter. "Why am I called Tulip?"
    "Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead."


    The third daughter moaned: "Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!"
    "Be quiet Fridge!" said the mother.


    [lolol]
     
  2. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    my freaking sides hurt... omg.. ouch..
     
  3. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    I can't stop laughing.. you suck !!
     
  4. tammygotcher

    tammygotcher Monkey+

    lol that's a good one

    [lolol]
     
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