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Humor me

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the recent strange
    development to the inside of her thighs..... a green spot on the inside
    of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be
    getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this,
    and that she needn't worry until tests come back.He sends her home.

    A few days later, the women's phone rings.. Much to her relief, it's the
    doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these "spots"?

    "You're perfectly healthy...there's no problem. "But I'm wondering...is
    your boy friend a Harley guy?" the doctor asks.

    "Yes. How did you know?"

    "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
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