Hunting Stories

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Oct 4, 2005.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members
    were being introduced to other members and shown around.
    The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep
    in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and
    can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."
    They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a
    hunting story.
    "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
    exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three
    days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so
    tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I
    laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell
    asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was
    awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my
    gun when the biggest lion I ever saw jumped out of the
    bushes at me like this...ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
    I tell you, I just pooped my pants."
    The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
    "I don't blame you, I would have pooped my pants too if a
    lion jumped out at me."
    The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then,
    just now when I said 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!'"
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    That is tooo funny, my side hurts !!

    That has become my next email joke !!
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [rofllmao] [ROFL] :lol:
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