I’m Doing Stand-up.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Oct 9, 2018.

  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    This should happen within the next couple of months. My material is rated PG-13 at the highest. It remains to be seen what it rates on a scale of 1 to 10 for humor. Part of the gimmick is it is mainly funny to me. My audience last night however (kids) were dying laughing and so was I. I couldn’t finish the story. Stay tuned. :D
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2018
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  2. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    We'll be needing a video of this,,,,:D
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  3. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    When I read this, the first thing that camd to mind, was Harvey Korman on the Carol Burnett show. He never could keep a straight face during the scenes. Some great comedy.

    Best wishes.
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  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Just the opening post made me laugh. This is great. I think you will be a hit. :LOL:
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    PM me a date & location......I would love to check it out!!! [touchdown]
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  6. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Video, please!
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  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    At dinner my oldest says “try out a joke then.” Well they aren’t jokes. All of it’s based pretty much off of true life stories. The one I told them last night was how I hated dad taking me to the swimming pool as a kid. He’d always say “you got your jock strap on son?” I’d respond “ nobody wears a jock strap swimming dad.” “Go get it” he’d say. I couldn’t finish the last line because I was laughing too hard. This could be a problem or a genius part of the show. :D
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  8. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    [LMAO][LMAO] [fnny]

    I can only guess what that would look like under a Speedo...... :rolleyes:
  9. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Well I’m not sure of the when yet. Tacoma Comedy Club is where. I’m scared.
  10. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey++

    Video, for sure!
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  11. DKR

    DKR Interesting ideas, interesting stories

    Stand up comedy. I do that when I get out of bed each day. 'Cause if I wasn't laughing....
  12. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    At least, you could do some jokes about going to work well armed....

    I have to admit, I was a little nervous coming into do the show tonight.
    Came to The Club without my watch, car keys, credit cards or pictures of my wife.
    I only have thirty five cents in my pocket.
    I wore my grandfather's old shoes.
    I brought a spare jacket that I picked up for a dollar at Goodwill on the way in.
    I had an Uber cab drive me to the show so I wouldn't have to report my car stolen.
    I gave the club owner a stamped self addressed envelope so he can mail me my check.
    Don't get me wrong, I love Tacoma.
    It's kind of like Seattle lite!
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2018
  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    If he were a clock manufacturer he might be well alarmed. ;)
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  14. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

  15. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    @Meat - can you wiggle your ears?

  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Mom taking my temperature “old school” is another portion of the act. :D
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  17. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Ouch!! [sheep]
  18. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+

    If you need a good joke I'll show you my W2 form!
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  19. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    That’s the PG-13 content. :D
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  20. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    My oldest said “tell a joke then”at dinner. I told her these aren’t jokes. They’re true life stories. I was forced to then reveal the jockstrap story. Success! :D
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