I’m Doing Stand-up.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Oct 9, 2018.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Another portion will include meeting my former in-laws. I go to the door. FIL opens the door and I introduce myself. Time stands still because he has a hook arm for a right. Do I grab the hook and give it a jiggle? No shake at all? I switch it up and shake the left. Genius move. :D
     
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  2. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I’m sending off the email by the end of this month. There will be no turning back then. I might use the one about Finlanders looking at their shoes until they get comfortable with a person. Then they look at his shoes.
     
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  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I was wondering if you had made your debut yet ..
     
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  4. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Nah. I’ve been too scared to send the email. Once I do I’ll be put on the schedule for a Wednesday night.
     
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  5. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Get video,,,we're your biggest fans ,,,, besides your kids,,,
     
  6. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Thanks. Lol. :D
     
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  7. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    all you can do is flop... worst case scenario, best case you are a hit. come on go for it!
     
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  8. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    So far I’ve been too scared. I’ll keep the site posted.
     
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  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Been wondering about this ,,,,
     
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  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Yeah. I got really anxious about sending off the email. Had to postpone it. Sorry.
     
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  11. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    No apologies needed . I'm not one that likes being in the limelight . My daughter was doing some modeling 10+ years ago , and at one of her big shows , they had a thing were all the models had to do a little runway thing with their dads. That was the most embarrassing thing I think I've had to do. Yep , I'm better off being in the audience .
     
  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Just go for it man, You might be the next George Carlin or Chris Farley!
     
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  13. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Lol. Chris Farley. My hero. Minus the cocaine part.
     
  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Good luck. My niece hit the tour in Denver, Tucson and LA - I'm told 'comedy' is a vicious, dog eat dog business.

    After finally figuring out that there is real life a difference between a "budding comedian" and a 14 in pizza, she and her current BF bailed on the scene. Guess she'll get to use that college degree after all.

    What?

    Oh, a 14 in pizza will feed a family of 4.
     
  15. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    1 pizza ??? A family of 4 ??? Tha hell you say !!!
     
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  16. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    That would be a snack for our family. At least 2 large pizzas for our family of three.
     
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