Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
See, I know this is a joke because if it had been for real, Pierre would have surrendered long before the point that he could have thrown wine on her! Besides, in the French language, it is a gramatical impossibility to put the two words, French and brave next to each other!!
And the news is full of the inability of the Frogs to field some "peacekeepers" promised to the UN for Hezbulla control.
Someone ranting about the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys again? What is the english translation of Jock? Is it really Joke? I bet it is. You know what the worst case of using American might would be? Helping France when they get invaded by the bomb-jockeys. We helped them out with the Germans and what did they do for us? A little information and a lot of whine. If you can name one thing that makes France worth all the trouble then you are better off than I.
Well I figure with WWII the debt is paid since they no longer seem interested in mutual benifit but there is the little thing a few generations back that they did help us out against the British.
Yes, that is true. Though the bill is paid in full. So they will have to come out with the big guns should they need help again. If we keep helping those that flip-flop in the wake of such minor instances, what is there a hope of saving? Nothing to be sure. Whine, whine and more whine is all we hear. They had a big brother to watch out for them when the bully was picking on them and they have taken that for granted. Now instead of the Fighting French, we have those that are a Liberal set through and through and will lay down at the first sign of trouble. It is their corner of the world to act as they please, though when help doesn't show up they shouldn't stand pointing fingers saying we owed them anything. However, what with our desire to rebuild the world image of America, I bet we even spend resources to help. After all it wouldn't be right to not help other Liberals out, would it?
Out on the town Lookin' for a woman Gonna give me good love Anybody wanna hand off me And give me plenty of She was standin' alone Over by the juke box Like she'd something to sell I said baby what's the goin' price She told me to go to hell Shot down in flames Shot down in flames Ain't it a shame To be shot down in flames Singles bar Got my eye on a honey Hangin' out everywhere She might be stright She might want my money I really don't care Said baby, you're drivin' me crazy Laid it right on the line When a guy with a Chip on his shoulder said Toss off buddy she's mine Shot down in flames Shot down in flames Ain't it a shame To be shot down in flames Shot down in flames Shot down in flames Ain't it a shame To be shot down in flames
