I asked my wife if she left her ride at Target

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Feb 22, 2020.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Hanzo, Feb 22, 2020
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  2. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    No, I didn't. I'm not that stupid. But I did send it to my friend who looks like Harry Potter.
     
    Hanzo, Feb 22, 2020
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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Funeral services will be held for Hanzo Tuesday February 25th.
    Carrying wands, cauldrons or flying brooms are discouraged.
    ;)
     
    VisuTrac, Feb 22, 2020
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  4. Gator 45/70

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    Gator 45/70, Feb 22, 2020
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Smart move @Hanzo. Better to be silent than risk the inevitable retribution. You have to sleep at some time and she would never forget.
     
    Dunerunner, Feb 22, 2020
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  6. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

    You can think it, but... :D
     
    GOG, Feb 22, 2020
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  7. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Monkey+++ Founding Member

    When I was in Mozambique I was sure Mrs Andy had paid a flaying visit....

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    Andy the Aussie, Feb 22, 2020
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  8. weaselrunner

    weaselrunner Monkey+

    Once asked the woman who did purchasing if she was learning to ride dualies since she had 2 brooms in the corner of her office. She was not amused.
     
    weaselrunner, Feb 24, 2020
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