I found My Calling !!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I was chatting up this girl down the pub and telling her about my uncanny ability to guess what day a woman is born just by feeling their breasts.

    "Really?" she said, "Go on then...try".

    After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

    "Come on then", she demanded, "what day was I born?"

    "Yesterday", I replied.

    TwoCrows and ditch witch like this.
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Hey that works.
  3. PAGUY

    PAGUY Monkey

    If only you can get around the sexual assault charges I think that you can make it work.

    Improvise, Adapt, Modify, and Overcome. FTM/PTB
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    He gets around the sexual assult charge with a witness the second she opens her mouth and says, "Go on then, ... and try".
  5. PAGUY

    PAGUY Monkey

    Deception.......a DA would jump on it in a minute. Trying to set an example.

    Improvise, Adapt, Modify, and Overcome. FTM/PTB
  6. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Not if I'm wearing Sunglasses ;)
    "I was Only doing a hand read ;)"

    Just all in fun.
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    That's funny.
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