I found out a pair of Monkey secrets....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jan 22, 2016.


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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    apparently @Bear and @Hanzo do some moonlighting for the ladies....


     
  2. Motomom34

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    [applaud] excellent dancing @Hanzo & @Bear. I hope you all have autographed fan pictures.
     
  3. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Thought we swore you to secrecy, @Witch Doctor 01. But hey, does my loin cloth make my ass look fat?
     
  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    One of my classmates did a warrior's hula decades ago. It was very cool. He went on stage in a malo malo (loin cloth) and a straw cape carrying a wooden spear. Then he shucked the cape and proceeded to do one of the manliest hulas I have ever seen. It looked like a kata more than a dance, as I am sure that is what it was. Couldn't find anything like it on youtube. Perhaps it was a lua form instead of hula. Either way, it was really good.
     
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  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Only when you were walking away....:)
     
  6. Hanzo

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    Most times, @Motomom34, the ladies ask us to autograph body parts... Not sure about @Bear, but I just use my magic marker.
     
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