I got a chuckle...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CaboWabo5150, Aug 13, 2011.

  1. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

    A friend of mine had this on his Facebook page.. I liked it so much.. Thought I'd borrow it..

    I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday next to a carload of Congressmen when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car! Flattened it!

    "Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me"...
    So I went and got a Commercial Driver's License
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    I like, that.... A lot....
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Somedays are just BETTER than others!
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Falcon15 and BTPost like this.
  5. dystopia

    dystopia Monkey+

    Hey! congressman are people too! aren't they?
  6. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    That's debatable.
  7. barfife

    barfife Monkey+

    Pro is the opposite of Con. So it stands to reason that Progress is the opposite of Congress.
  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    That's being 'recalled' in an extreme manner.......
  9. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for groups of animals!

    There is a Pride of lions;

    a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens);

    a School of fish; an Exaltation of larks and a Parliament of owls.

    Now consider the baboon: loudest, most dangerous and viciously aggressive of all primates.

    It is ironic and so appropriate that the proper collective noun for a group of baboons is: a Congress.
  10. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Haha......great one!
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