I have got a question for people with land

Discussion in 'Off Grid Living' started by theojysofliving, Dec 27, 2014.


  1. awwww now that one was mean my girlfriend likes it she says its cute . and i don't care not 1 bit about my appearance i stopped long ago. your obviously not even looking at that muscle definition

    wtf are you talking about great way to break my hands??? i said i was purposely not blocking and then said i was only doing headshots
     
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Ok, someone comes up behind you and wraps you up so your arms are pinned against your chest, and she's way stronger than you.
    How do you get away?
     
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  3. and yes I've been skinny all my life I've tried getting fat and it didn't work. my metabolism is methhead fast

    thrash head back and hit her int he face try to bend over really fast to throw her over m yback

    nice yea i caught the she too. good one
     
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    There was a muscle?:lol:kid, I carry parts up.ladders that wiegh more than you do. I wind springs bigger than your torso. I am not impressed. Nor should you be, you have a lot to learn yet, about life, love, the world, nature, fighting, in short....everything.
    You could learn a lot of that info here, but not with your attitude. I'm afraid you will get booted soon, and I would advise you to reread the Code Of Conduct, you agreed to when you signed up. You have a chance of staying and learning enough to realize your goal, but only one more chance.
     
  5. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey


    More than a little. Respect is earned, and you don't earn it by insulting folks that have BTDT before you were born..
    I have been hit square in the temple a couple of times with things a lot harder than a fist and wasn't knocked out. I wasn't exactly feeling great, but I wasn't knocked out.
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Blocking is more important than strikes. Head bones are much stronger than hand bones. Alter you aim a bit, and throat punch, and the game is.over. sternum, game over. Punch the soft tissue areas people try to.protect. drop and ball punch. You will not be fighting by Queensbury rules, if you must fight for real. There will be no ref to cry foul, no bell between rounds. It is quick, dirty, and anything goes.
     
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  7. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    So, are you living in the garage...
     
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  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Oliver the cat is going to be either a tasty treat for the yotes .. or our intrepid adventurer.
    Protein is protein.
    Make sure you worm the fella before you head out.
     
  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Heck, I'd just grab that pony tail and give him a Jasper Texas hay ride.
     
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  10. hahahahahhaahah no thats the kick it room…lol wouldn't be too bad i already klled the rats.
    this was only a display of speed i told you guys. and i haven't been so good about training the past while but i know i can whoop sum booty

    yeah I'm bringing some of that tick and flea stuff you put on em. I AM NOT EATING MY CAT.

    i know about all the super secret moves and whatnot i can't really do them on a punching bag
     
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  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    :lol:
     
  12. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    How about you just start with a decent stance. Worry about the speed after you perfect the technique.
     
  13. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    It is true. You don't have to believe me. Really nothing you say matters because actually I don't believe anything of what you say. There are so many inconsistencies in your stories that they are laughable. You're an early 20's kid with nothing going for him and you are depressed so much that you even hate yourself. You decide to get on the internet and troll to try and make yourself feel better? Is it working? Grow the heck up. There are many people on here who have personally seen some pretty bad crap and lived to tell about it. You are too arrogant to listen. People try and give you good advice but you don't listen. Like I said before stop talking about it and hit the woods if you are so sure of yourself.
     
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  14. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    I'm no "expert" at fighting....but I hold my own both on and off the ice....lost a bad fight to a lumberjack...and another to a railway worker...won the rest...lost a couple respectful ones playing hockey....I'm psure you could hit me 3-4 times with my hands down and i'd just look at ya dirty.
    Hope you find some use of the snare vids I posted, good luck with your life kid.
    If all else fails...move to Colorado and grow weed for a legal living...maybe you can find something you believe in.

    I'm out of this thread.

    MG
     
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  15. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    "...both on and off the ice.."

    MG, you a hockey player? :)
     
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  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No, just likes driving the zambonie....
     
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  17. im not trolling I'm actually going to do this. i don't hate myself either. I'm going to the woods knowing thats where I'm going to die because thats where I'm choosing to stay

    haaaah

    i could knock out andre the giant if he gave me a free one
     
  18. and I'm not depressed
     
  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Only because he is already dead.
     
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  20. in his prime
     
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