I have got a question for people with land

Discussion in 'Off Grid Living' started by theojysofliving, Dec 27, 2014.


  1. yeah i know that last part pretty well from getting my ass beat. STAY ON YA FEET KEEP MOVIN. I've been feet from a doe and her fawn several times once i either was biking or just hit a corner walking and 2 deer busted outa the bushes ran right past me almost trampled me i was so high i didn't even know what happened til they were gone!
     
  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    A yote, would have hamstrung you in the same time frame. No joke.
     
  3. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    True enough - but if you can get your hands on both front legs - pull OUT and APART and that ones done.
    If there are several - I guess you'd have to do it 1 at a time....s'pose i'd never let myself get in that scenario but that's how i'd handle it if they came on me sleeping open under a tree with no fire...(which would never happen)
     
  4. mmmmmm you obvously don't know me very well idd eat some nice titty or a soft buttcheek in desperate times. yese I'm talking about a loving bond…and you people don't give kittys any credit you don't think he would warn me if some predator was approaching camp? i would have him tied to a post right outside my tent .
     
  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Coyote and Wolves have similar hunting tactics. They hunt in groups (packs), usually family; and generally run their prey until it is exhausted. They will attack from different directions while others distract the prey, inflicting wounds that immobilize or impair the animals ability to react to attack until the pack can overpower and kill it.
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Try that maneuver with a pit bull, and report back...if you can.
     
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  7. mmmmmm but there not as heavy and with a +20 inch machete i will always have my razor sharp morakniv or medium size bowie knife on the belt in case i don't have the chete in hand
     
  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    but it's the one coming up behind you that rips out the back of the thigh that I'd worry about.
     
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  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    This is a weird thread.
     
  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    try the shooms. It'll make sense.
     
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yep, like explaining blond jokes. This stuff is basic.
     
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  12. funny you would say that because i already know that trick and i have wrestled with a full grown pure muscle pit bull who got a little to happy and forgot we were playing and started lunging full force biting i would have to throw him midair when he lunged and then finally when i got a little tired i pinned him on the ground and showed him who was BOSS. true story no bs
     
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  13. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

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  14. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Idiot.
    Tie your cat outside your tent and he's coon food.
    Damn right he'd alert you...while he was getting gutted.
     
  15. i learned that trick in the ghetto some guy who killed a pit bull that brutally mauled his little sister used it
     
  16. wtf i didn't know coons were carnivorous
     
  17. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Here's the poodle from a few pages back.

     
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  18. omg yes I've seen joe dirt
     
  19. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    bwahahahahahahaha. Technically Omnivores
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  20. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    They eat meat... You are meat. Remember that fact.
     
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