I have got a question for people with land

uhhm wtf? where do you live?

 

What makes you think I would be drunk, or use my hands?

 

i have to admit they are scary just as they deer story went i almost square stepped on a raccoon one night i got outta there real fast. i sometimes see 5 6 7 8 9 of them in a pack crossing the streets going into the sewer or gutter.

 

somebody said something about being in a bar what would you use?

 

At home.

 

Nevermind, I'm going to bed. This is a train wreck.

 

Feet, elbows, poolcue, pool balls, your balls.....no end of useful things to feed you.

 

o wow amazing. couldn't you have jumped on something high? a car? besides bludgeoning them

 

Raccoons are all across N.A. The worst ones are those that have become to associate people with food (the city) they have no fear. The can, will and have killed full grown dogs.

Beware the animal that has nothing to lose.

 

hmm well i don't use weapons unless I'm trying to kill. so how would you use a pool cue with no hands? gotcha

 

No time, they were on me as soon as I lifted the dumpster lid.

 

yeah and they get big here i used to call em rat goons because i lived in the hood ha ha hah

 

How high are you going to jump

 

ambushed ya!! real snake like…do they jump? do you bring something bigger with you now when takin the trash out

 

rectally. (Just kidding) I'm well trained with quarterstaff. Best of luck to you.

 

Forget the "bar" or "tough guy" speak on my part...
135 lbs? You think you're gonna carry a 50lb pack very far?
Really?
You are like a skinny vegan freak techno-punk.
"skilled and trained" sure - ok - even if it's true...
1 punch kid. You got no muscle.
Ever wonder why there are so few "survivalist women"?
It's cuz they need a man. (if they don't have a gun)
(oh chit...i might wanna duck that comment)

 

they didnt just grow springs and bounce up there probably climbed

lol...

uhhhhm I'm very strong for my size thus one of the reasons i feel i can do this my thighs are rock hard and my back muscles are like master roshi. do i have to post a few pictures for you to see my super sexy body?

vegan techno punk lol wtf i hate techno i hate punk people and I'm not vegan lol haha random lies

 

yes, they probably climbed. and they can climb faster than any of us here.
Well, maybe we have a tree topper on the forum, then it might be a good race.

 

I'm pretty good at climbing trees...