I retired from my job today...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by NVBeav, Oct 7, 2015.


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  1. NVBeav

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    After staying late at work tonight, I was on my way out the door when I noticed the boss frantically trying to get the Paper Shredder to work. Of course I asked him if he needed some help.

    "Son, these are very sensitive, private documents; I'd appreciate it if you could get this machine to work!"

    As he handed me the papers, I hit the power button on the shredder and ran them through slick as a whistle.

    "Son, thanks a bunch. Could I get two copies?"

    Therefore, my early "retirement".
     
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