I think I may be a liberal

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I always thought of my politics as slightly right of Atilla the Hun but apparently I am mistaken and may even be a closet liberal. I'm not coming out of the closet here just yet, but take this for example:
    1. I don't like Bush-lite and in fact, think he is the most damaging president to our Republic in history.
    2. I don't like Rosie McDonold but it isn't because of her politics but rather because she is a fat, big-mouthed sexual deviate.
    3. I think Hillary should be put in the same cell as Martha Stewart so she can learn to cook.
    4. I refuse to vote for a bad republican just to defeat a democrat.
    5. I don't think anyone should be allowed to vote if they can't pass an intelligence exam that demonstrates an ability to speak, read, and write English and can pass at least what used to be a high school equivalency in Civics.
    6. I do not support our war on drugs and in fact, don't give a damn what drugs you take as long as you don't push them to my kids or steal my stuff to buy them.
    7. I do not support our war on anything that does not have physical bounderies, a gross national product, a government, and a standing army.
    8. I think that Homeland Security should be state level and if the folks in New Your want to live as subjects, more power to them but if we want to live like Americans in Alabama, **** off!
    9. I do not support federalized crimes or a federal police force. Leave us alone to make and enforce our laws as we need them on a local level.
    10. The BATFE should be tried as war criminals and stood against the wall for treason.
    11. Since the Federal Reserve is the only ones actually profitting, they should have to pay the income tax.
    12. Politicians should be held accountable. Period!
    13. SWAT teams are just military troops used domestically and that show "Cops" has spin-doctored us into accepting them.
    If not being a Republican makes me a liberal, ooh well...
  2. B540glenn

    B540glenn Should Be Working Founding Member

    Don't worry. Your own post reveals that you're not a liberal. The tell-tale clues include (but not limited to):
    If you were a liberal you'd say that Regan was the worst.
    If you were a liberal you would recognise and celebrate her choice in her sexual lifestyle.
    If you were a liberal you'd say that Hillary should be President, not in jail.
    If you were a liberal ALL republicans are bad.
    And the biggest one, If you were a liberal you'd be feeling, not thinking.
  3. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    My view as a republican and democrat hating partial libertarian.

    1. You're right, W is the worst thing to ever happen to the US, although Reagan did do an awful lot for the corporations being able to further victimize the public.

    2. I hate Rosie too, but not 'cause she's fat and I don't care who she has sex with. I hate her because she thinks she's the only one important enough to use guns for self defense.

    3. Hillary..... scares me. Although having her as Pres would prove entertaining for a while.

    4. All republicans are bad.... and all democrats..... and for that matter most people period.

    5 thru 13 - Agreed!!
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Where are the remnants of the OWL party when you need them?
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I guess I'm relieved to find out that I'm not a liberal.[rockon] [sawgunner]
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  6. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    ...but....but....what about the 'Diary'?
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Holy thread resurrection, matban!! (Times have changed since '06, even our firmly right Seacowboys can change, so what can't?)
    GrayGhost likes this.
  8. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    I'm guessing it's all up for grabs at this point!
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