If I had a dollar for every time... I'd be rich

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by GrandpaDave, Jan 4, 2012.


  1. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    Here's a new game for ya all...

    you all know the phrase right...
    If I had a dollar for every time... I'd be rich...

    so all you gotta do is add your own answer...

    I'll start off...

    If I had a dollar for every time...one of my kids looked me in the eye and said, "I don't know how it got broken daddy?" I'd be rich!

    see its easy, now you try...
     
  2. NOWHITEFLAG

    NOWHITEFLAG Live Free or Die Trying

    If I had a dollar back of every ten my wife spends
     
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  3. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If I had a dollar for every time...a politicitian said " vote for me and i'll fix the mess in Washinghton" I'd be rich!
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    If I had a dollar for the time she said "yes" I'd have a dollar more than now. That WOULD be rich.
     
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  5. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    If I had a Dollar for every time Obama had ever told a Lie, I'd pay off the National Debt!!! =X
     
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  6. gprod55

    gprod55 Monkey+

    If I had a dollar extra I'd be rich.
     
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  7. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    If I had a Dollar for every dollar I wasted, I'd be rich!


     
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  8. carly28043

    carly28043 Monkey+

    If i had a dollar for every goth teenager in Walmart I could pay off the national debt.
     
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  9. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    If I had a dollar for every time someone said, if I had a nickel for every time someone said "Don' worry, it'll be fine...", I'd be rolling like scrooge mac duck.
     
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  10. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    If I had a dollar for every time I've swallowed what I REALLY wanted to say, I'd make Trump look like a homeless bum with a $2 rug.
     
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  11. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    If I had a dollar for every time I made someone else smile, I'd smile more. ;)
     
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  12. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    Tracy, gimme a dollar and I'll smile like this: :D
     
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Probably have ulcers. too.
     
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  14. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    If I had a dollar a day for being alive Id be upt 25000$ I think.
     
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  15. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I'd be rich if each dollar bill in my wallet and checking account was a silver peace dollar from 1922. And the rolled quarters in the jug were pre-1964

    Damn this Fiat currency and fractional banking!

    but I'd be doing way better if I hadn't purchased computers and upgrades as an early adopter. That 7000 dollar laptop is now worth well, nothing. same goes for the 2000 dollar 100Mb Hard drive (I've now got a 6dollar 1GB usb memory stick). frack.
     
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  16. weegrannymush

    weegrannymush Monkey+

    If i had a dollar for every time I have said "If I had a dollar......" I'd be buried in loonies. (Canadian dollars to you nice folks south of the border.)
     
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  17. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    If I had a dollar every time somebody [flush]
     
  18. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    If I had a dollar for everytime a lady rolled her eyes at me...
     
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  19. peanut

    peanut Monkey+ Site Supporter+

    If I had a dollar for every time my tax dollars went to support someone who turns around and sells their food stamps for drug/alcohol money, Obama would just put me in a higher tax bracket and take it all. Got to spread the wealth...
     
  20. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If i had a dollar for every round i've fired.... i'd have more ammo....;)
     
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