Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Aeason, Dec 24, 2015.
Red neck plunger
Mighty fancy flash hider --
Must be a Brown-ing
High capacity. Pump action.....
And it has a speaker!!!!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!?
I think that is a load spreader.
Do you have a license for that ?
Just the weapon for an @r$e bandit......just in case a toy gets inconveniently stuck.
that's nice but what do you have in case your constipated ??
The standard purgatives...Sennapod Tea and Cascara Sagrada.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for...
Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno
Got an email today from!!!!
"Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights"...
This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days.
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black...
The “Coyote Principle.” #California
“The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the...
Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
my personal favority
I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago.
** not sure if this has been posted but someone just passed this on to me today. Funny but true. :)
How many internet forum members does it takes...
Super Bowl Tickets
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl in Houston, Texas. He purchased nonrefundable box seats plus...
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his dvice on reviving herhusband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the...
in a cooking
I have a Benefits Question.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my...
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them
A shipwrecked Scotsman finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regained consciousness on the beach, he noticed a beautiful, unclad nymphet...
An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a pub one day, each enjoying a pint. All of a sudden, three flies appeared, each landing...
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Larry didn't...
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