If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

    - Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

    - Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

    - Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

    - Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."

    - Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

    - Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

    - Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

    - Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

    - Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

    - Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

    Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or until you're dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the naive!

    If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq.
  2. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    And if they stop you while driving, you can scream "racial profiling"! Perfect! [beer]
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah sorry about that guy's, I fixed it.
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    funny Quig.
    You'd be arrested and spend time in a dirt floor prison
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I still feel the same way.
  7. wildone_uk

    wildone_uk Monkey+

    yes with you 100% it,s the same in uk
  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Yep. Those nations crowing loudest about our being 'racist' are the biggest hippocrites - they LOCK their borders down!

    I'm thinking, if they are so sympathetic to these poor rejects and want to see them well-cared for...... let's ship them there.....! :D
  9. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Arizona has 11 south american/latin "states" now defending Mexico and defying our own sovereignty! Making DEMANDS that we get rid of SB-1070, and let the illegals have what they so richly deserve,,,our country!
    Those 11 are supported by their illegals here, sending money home...as in Ecuador! I think we supply them with their entire countries income anymore!
    Now the UN is getting involved?
    When did WE lose CONTROL????

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