If You Marry An Irish Girl

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator


    Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    My Lovely Ukrainian Bride just red this and laughed and gave me that look! She told me that that Irish Girl has nuffin on what a This Ukrainian Woman would do if I were to make demands like that!
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  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    My lovely Irish girl just laughed at the post....and told me to never forget it. :cautious:
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    My Danish Shield-Madan, showed me her .44 Mag 100 Yd Target, and thereafter I was convinced... Never get in front of her, when she is holding a FireArm, and Pi$$ed.....
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  6. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    "May the road always rise to meet you!" And your Irish girl!
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  7. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

  8. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018


    "Honey, put the knife down!" Or I'll shoot! Well........it is a survivalist site!!! :D
  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    When I made those demands my lovely Irish ginger taught me patience.............When DOES hell freeze over anyway?
  10. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Married a farm girl, have to schedule the use of the tractor, as she would rather be in the field, greenhouse or garden than in the house and I would hate to have it any other way. Old argument, Honey I want a new rifle, and her comment, I have enough rifles at the moment, you can get the rifle if I can get that new Sig pistol.
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  11. hank2222

    hank2222 Monkey+++

    I married a loving women from the Emerald Isle and she was a heck of a person when came to a fight .her dad told she was not allowed to hit me intill we where married .She said why and her mom answered the question because that way it legal for him to hit you back along with it was beening done in front of the village priest there in house that day I had come over for Sunday dinner after church
    The priest said to me if she hits again I did see you do anything I was looking at the pictures on the wall everyone was laughing at my me and my expression like did I just strep into a insane asylum
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