Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017.
Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know.
My Lovely Ukrainian Bride just red this and laughed and gave me that look! She told me that that Irish Girl has nuffin on what a This Ukrainian Woman would do if I were to make demands like that!
My lovely Irish girl just laughed at the post....and told me to never forget it.
My Danish Shield-Madan, showed me her .44 Mag 100 Yd Target, and thereafter I was convinced... Never get in front of her, when she is holding a FireArm, and Pi$$ed.....
"May the road always rise to meet you!" And your Irish girl!
"Honey, put the knife down!" Or I'll shoot! Well........it is a survivalist site!!!
When I made those demands my lovely Irish ginger taught me patience.............When DOES hell freeze over anyway?
Married a farm girl, have to schedule the use of the tractor, as she would rather be in the field, greenhouse or garden than in the house and I would hate to have it any other way. Old argument, Honey I want a new rifle, and her comment, I have enough rifles at the moment, you can get the rifle if I can get that new Sig pistol.
I married a loving women from the Emerald Isle and she was a heck of a person when came to a fight .her dad told she was not allowed to hit me intill we where married .She said why and her mom answered the question because that way it legal for him to hit you back along with it was beening done in front of the village priest there in house that day I had come over for Sunday dinner after church
The priest said to me if she hits again I did see you do anything I was looking at the pictures on the wall everyone was laughing at my me and my expression like did I just strep into a insane asylum
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** not sure if this has been posted but someone just passed this on to me today. Funny but true. :)
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