"illegal paramilitary activity" and felony?

I was hoping that California and the rest of the Left-Coast would secede, back when they were making noises about what a great country they would make. I would have gone...with my rifle, ammo,...and a case of road-flares. Catch the wind just right, light fires from Mexico to Canada and advance behind the wall of flames. We would drive them into the sea without firing a shot. Make them howl!