I'm rich, should I quit me job now???

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, May 22, 2008.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    ATTENTION : BENEFICIARY

    THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /
    INHERITANCE FILE AND DISCOVERED REASONS WHY YOU ARE YET TO RECEIVE YOUR

    PAYMENT. IT IS BECAUSE OF IRREGULARITIES AND COMPLICATIONS DISCOVERED
    ON
    YOUR PAYMENT FILE BY OUR TECHNICAL EXPERTS IN RESPECT TO YOUR CONTRACT
    /
    INHERITANCE PAYMENT REQUIREMENTS WHICH HAVE JUST BEEN DULY RATIFIED.

    MEANWHILE, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH
    IMPOSTORS
    AND NON RECOMMENDED OFFICIALS IN THE BANK. SUCH ACTS MUST STOP FOR
    SECURITY
    REASONS IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT.

    SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEMS,RIGHT NOW WE
    HAVE
    ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR ATM SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ( UNDER

    RESERVE BANK OPERATION ACT 2005 ), THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY
    OUR
    PRESIDENT ALAHAJI UMAR YAR'ADUA MUSA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF
    NIGERIA.

    BELOW IS THE ARRANGEMENTS :

    THE SWIFT CARD CENTRE WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
    WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY FROM ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT
    THE
    MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE
    YOUR
    FUND THIS WAY PLEASE DO LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT
    OFFICER
    MR FAMOUS AJEMRONA
    EMAIL: f.atmcard@live.com


    THIS ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $8.3
    MILLION
    AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008.

    ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION
    WITH
    ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR
    ATM
    PAYMENT.

    EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER

    DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE
    MENTIONED
    OFFICE.

    ALSO RECONFIRM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO SWIFT CARD OFFICER:

    1 YOUR FULL NAME
    2 PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
    3 YOUR AGE
    4 ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE CARD


    FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH
    ANY
    UNAUTHORIZED OFFICER UNTIL YOU RECEIVE THE ATM CARD.

    NOTE: BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT
    NUMBER
    WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING
    THE ATM
    CARD PAYMENT OFFICER.


    BEST REGARDS

    BISHOP HARRY WILLIAMS
    FOREIGN AND INTERNATIONAL OPERATION DEPARTMENT
    OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA P L C.
    DIRECT NO: 234-18902890

    [booze]
     
  2. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Hey, they forgot about me.[hissyfit] I wanna part of that 8.3 mil to, oh wait, isn't their inflation almost as bad as Zimbabwe?
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    ME, TOO!!!

    ++++++++++

    INTERNAL REVENUE/FUNDS DEPARTMENT
    LONDON,ENGLAND
    COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
    (RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
    UNITED KINGDOM
    IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND VIA ATM SWIFT CARD.
    CONTACT: MR. JAMES WANG
    +447024064951,+447045761496
    Email:jameswang.citibank@gmail.com


    WORLD BANK GROUP AND UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION

    Do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code:
    GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account. Now you’re new Payment,United nations Approval No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 5574 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013.

    Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with CITIBANK LONDON immediately within the next 72hrs.

    As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR. JAMES WANG, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE CITIBANK OFUNITED KINGDOM,with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF LONDON which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $5m.

    So contact: MR. JAMES WANG on his contact information,Direct Citibank Telephone No +447024064951,+447045761496 ,Email:jameswang.citibank@gmail.com

    for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send below information for your transfer.

    However, we are worried with the counter information received from one Mr.
    Jack Law, purporting to be from your directive, with express instruction to activate the ATM Cash Card for release of fund to his name a bank account in the "Cayman Islands" Obviously, we are hesitant to honor this instruction as it were, and would request that you clarify same upon your contact with Citibank London .


    1) YOUR FULL NAME:
    2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY:
    3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE:
    4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:

    NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511), MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT. CONTACT CODE(511)

    OFFICER:MR JAMES WANG.
    POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.

    DAVID MARK
    (CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATION/INTERNAL REVENUE OF LONDON)
     
  4. RevBushmaster

    RevBushmaster When in doubt use more C4

    Man, how I loathe malicious spam...
    ; {>
     
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Spammers deserve 30 days in the electric chair. Or maybe 30 days in a cage with an AIDS infected pit bull. taser1
     
  6. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Man you guys are soooo lucky! I wish I had a Mr. Wang to deal with! Oh wait..
     
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  8. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    One would think that if they are going to run a Nigerian scam (even if they try to rework it a bit) that thy would at least be smart enouph to NOT say it was based in Nigeria. lol
     
  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Yep, the whole thing just screams SCAM - but this....

    FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF
    NIGERIA.

    Is the big RED FLAG! I wonder if any fool actually falls for this crap? [ROFL]
     
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