My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve both my gas and illegal immigrant problems by hiring illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
Once every so often I do a quck run into Downtown Los Angeles to deliver some very important contracts n such. Sometimes it comes up unexpected. It takes me about an hour on the freeway to drive there without traffic. Last time it was cutting pretty close to rush hour and to a dead line to have the contract signed in LA and then send it via Fed Ex before 6 PM I left my office and headed straight ... to the Home Depot... I hired a mexican guy to drive with me in a carpool lane. 30 dollars for 2.5 hours no rush hour traffic for me THERE IS GOLD IN THEM HILLS
The only thing this has done to me...is I won't travel nearly as much as I would like to...am used to .... Living on an island, 13 miles long and 2 miles wide? I can fill up my Honda and drive for 3 weeks.... Now...going to Atlanta this week? I know the gas prices are going to do nothing but make me angry.....! I kind of like Quigs idea........ and Infidel? That is hilarious!
Don't you think you could have headed to the local mall and hired an American high school drop out to do the same? They have families to support too? Plus, he would have done it for $20 in quarters.
