I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comthat guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: - I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. - That's 96 miles each day. - Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. - Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. - There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. - That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. - Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. - That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. - Statistically, females drive half of these. - That's 18,000 women drivers! - In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. - That's 642. - According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. - That's 449. - According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. - And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. - According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. - That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ........ I think not.