In the New Jersey Wilderness

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    In the wilds of New Jersey, two hunters stalked the mighty ground squirrel and in the excitement of the impending kill, one of the hunters had a heart-attack and fell over dead.
    His long-time hunting partner rushed to the side of his dead companion and whipped out his cell phone to dial emergency services. In his excitement, he exclaimed "I'm lost in the hunting partner is dead...he's just lying here and won't breath...oh my god...what do I do? What do I do?"
    The 911 operator, being a professional, tried to calm the man down enough to get some helpful information " Calm down sir...the first thing we have to do is to make sure that he really is dead..."
    The phone went quiet for a moment, then there was a loud gun-shot "BANG!"
    "OK, now what?" he asked?
  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

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