Installing a Home Security System

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Sep 25, 2009.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    How to install a home security system

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


    Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

    Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they

    attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up

    bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard

    to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four

    of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.


  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That would sooooooooooo work down here in the Redneck Riviera.....:lol:
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    That would EASILY put ADT out of business.
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]Good one!
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