Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.

    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical
    and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
    in a relationship.

    male: Food, sex and beer.

    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    female: Any part under a car's hood.

    male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n.

    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from
    rising to the upper levels in business.

    male: What would really be great at work since that
    hot babe took over the office one flight up.

    (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to

    male: Playing ball without a cup.

    (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
    one's partner.

    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off
    for a weekend with the guys.

    BUTT (but) n.

    female: The body part that every item of clothing
    manufactured makes "look bigger."

    male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

    male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
    one's girlfriend.

    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

    male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three

    FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

    male: An endless source of enterainment,
    self-expression and male bonding.

    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
    can achieve.

    male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to

    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to

    male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
    every 2 1/2 minutes.

    TASTE (tayst) v.

    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
    cooking, to make sure it's good.

    male: Something you must do to anything you think has
    gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I've always thought someone should redo the dictionary and this strikes me as a good start. :D
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Yes, and just why is this in humor and jokes?
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