Interpretations...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 30, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.

    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical
    and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
    in a relationship.

    male: Food, sex and beer.

    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    female: Any part under a car's hood.

    male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n.

    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from
    rising to the upper levels in business.

    male: What would really be great at work since that
    hot babe took over the office one flight up.

    VULNERABLE
    (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
    another.

    male: Playing ball without a cup.

    COMMUNICATION
    (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
    one's partner.

    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off
    for a weekend with the guys.

    BUTT (but) n.

    female: The body part that every item of clothing
    manufactured makes "look bigger."

    male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

    male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
    one's girlfriend.

    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

    male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three
    stooges.

    FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

    male: An endless source of enterainment,
    self-expression and male bonding.

    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
    can achieve.

    male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to
    boink.

    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
    another.

    male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels
    every 2 1/2 minutes.

    TASTE (tayst) v.

    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
    cooking, to make sure it's good.

    male: Something you must do to anything you think has
    gone bad, prior to tossing it out.




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  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I've always thought someone should redo the dictionary and this strikes me as a good start. :D
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Yes, and just why is this in humor and jokes?
     
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