IRISH baby

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    An Irishman is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds! Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Irishman just shrugs, "That's about average in Ireland, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Irish baby boy."

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later the Irishman returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

    The Irish father takes a slow swig from his Guinness, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    b:: b:: [beer] :lol:
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
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    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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