Irish Last Request

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service,
    and she's in tears.

    He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

    She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away
    last night."

    The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any
    last requests?"

    She says, "That he did, Father..."

    The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

    She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'

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