Irish Viagra

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  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his dvice on reviving herhusband's libido.
    "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
    “Not a chance” she replied.
    “He won't even take an aspirin."

    Not a problem" said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra."
    "What is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
    It's Viagra dissolved in a cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes" he said.

    She called the doctor the next day.
    "How did it go?" he asked.
    "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was horrid.
    Just terrible, I tell ya!! I'm besidemeself!"
    "Really? What in the world happened?"

    "Well, I did as you advised. The Viagra in his coffee took effect right almost immediately. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle In his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely.

    With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and saucers flying across the room, then he ripped
    me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there on top of the table.Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"

    “Why so terrible" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"

    "Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor,I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
     
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    I was all ready laughing when I read the title of the thread! Irish Viagra, I can think of all sorts of Irish solutions to normal human problems!
     
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  4. duane

    duane Monkey++

    If you are Scotch Irish and have managed to survive the last 400 years of our history, your attitude has to be what problems. We lost a war, were exiled, and then things started to deteriorate. It doesn't bode well when the SHTF is normal for a few generations.
     
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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

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    A preacher starting a new church began with three couples. The first were in their 20's. The second were in their 60s, and the third were in their 70s.

    He instructed the couples that in order to join his church, they had to give up sex for six weeks. At that time, they would meet again and determine how they had fared.

    Six weeks later, the couples met with the preacher. He first asked the 70 year old couple. "No problem" was the reply.

    He then asked the 60 year old couple. "It was a little rough after the fourth week, but we made it."

    He then asked the 20 year old couple. "Didn't make it two weeks", the young man explained. "She bent over to pick up a head of lettuce and I just couldn't stop myself".

    The preacher then said, "Well son, I'm afraid you're no longer welcome in my church".

    "That's ok", the young man replied.

    "I'm no longer welcome at the supermarket either".
     
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  6. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey++

    freaking LOL
     
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  7. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    Ah! But, I do so love good Irish jokes! LOL!!!
     
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  8. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    During my time in Dublin these seemed to have been used.
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  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Guinness , A meal in a glass .

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    My vote , See the blinds match .
     
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  10. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    No kidding, A pint O Gunness is like an entire loaf of bread! We used to bulk up the night before mission by hammering two pints and then a quick run! Really carb loads ya up!
     
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  11. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    I'm still laughing about this one days later!!!! LOL!!! @Ganado Good one!

    I could never do too many Guinness as they're too heavy (no more than 5 or 6 to get a good foundation :)) but man-oh-man are they good, especially the fresh stuff from the tap with a creamy head on it. The other thing I miss is British bitter beer, not all this damn gassy stuff the Americans keep poking down me. I really like Tetley bitter...wonder why they don't import it here? Probably because without carbonation can't pass USDA inspection.
     
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  12. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    LOL, I only drink German, or English type Beer! I grew up on the stuff and to me any thing else is just watered down crap! I started home brewing a few years ago and have been improving steady! I really fell in love with the Cream Stouts and of coarse, no one imports or sells any here, so I had to learn how to make it!
     
  13. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    And I was thinking....

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  14. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Hum........................Always was a sucker for a Red Head!
     
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  15. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    What I was thinking is.... She just stole my soul! [angelsad]
     
  16. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    How about this one? 8827. 8827.
     
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  17. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    I like it but she is about as Irish as my aunt Martha!! :censored:
     
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Just goes to show ya, redheads ain't necessarily Irish ---
     
  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    yep fake red head is a fake red head.
     
  20. Saw a bumper sticker that read..........I'll break for a brunette, stop for a blond, but I'll back up 3 blocks for a redhead....Lol
     
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