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  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I heard or read of If you have any woody of 4 hours or more , call someone .if the pill go's south

    Four hours ?
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    5~DEGREES OF BLONDES







    FIRST DEGREE

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'



    A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'



    SECOND DEGREE


    Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?'



    THIRD DEGREE

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

    Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.'



    FOURTH DEGREE

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.



    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and what do they do?
    They send me a BLIND policeman!'



    FIFTH DEGREE

    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

    "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced #1 Blonde.



    "Do what?" asked #2 Blonde .

    "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
     
  2. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    [LMAO]
     
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