While [President Obama] was doing his taxes, under dependents he listed Eric Holder, Jeffrey Neely and Kenneth E. Melson. Then he caught himself, 'Dependents? Oh, I thought it said defendants.'"
My dependents: 12 million illegal aliens 3 million crack heads 42 million unemployed people on food stamps 2 million criminals in over 243 prisons half of Mexico and 535 fools in the US House and Senate