1. The Topic of the Month for October is "Make this the Perfect Bugout Location". Please join the discussion in the TOTM forum.

Is this for real or is it a joke? the onion

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by WestPointMAG, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    It sounds like they are trying to funny.

    CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen
    ATLANTA—Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Tuesday that despite continued efforts to halt the multistate outbreak of an intensely noxious, mayonnaise-borne virus, they have been unable to combat its deadly progress.
    "Most importantly, do not panic," Gerberding continued. "We assure you that normal mayonnaise consumption will resume as soon as we clear the dead and contain this lethal pathogen."
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Been reading The Onion for years...It makes me laugh.

    The Onion is an United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_United_States.svg" class="image" title="Flag of the United States"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/125px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/125px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png "News satire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Jon_Stewart_and_Michael_Mullen_on_The_Daily_Show.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Jon_Stewart_and_Michael_Mullen_on_The_Daily_Show.jpg/220px-Jon_Stewart_and_Michael_Mullen_on_The_Daily_Show.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/2/2a/Jon_Stewart_and_Michael_Mullen_on_The_Daily_Show.jpg/220px-Jon_Stewart_and_Michael_Mullen_on_The_Daily_Show.jpg" organization. It features Satire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:punch.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Punch.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/2/29/Punch.jpg articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000<SUP class=reference id=cite_ref-0>[1]</SUP> and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old per the 2008 media kit.
    The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined. It parodies traditional newspaper features, such as Editorial - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Ambox_globe_content.svg" class="image"><img alt="Globe icon." src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Ambox_globe_content.svg/48px-Ambox_globe_content.svg.png"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/b/bd/Ambox_globe_content.svg/48px-Ambox_globe_content.svg.png, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes, as well as traditional newspaper layout and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_press-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy items, and by playing off of commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drugs War."
survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary