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It may be my own little world...but they know me here...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 19, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    My coworker really needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would
    not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then he
    would tell him to take a few days off.
    So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. I (the blonde) asked him
    what he was doing?

    He told me that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off.
    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
    He told him he was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

    He jumped down and walked out of the office!!

    When I followed him, the Boss asked me: "
    And where do you think you're going?"

    I said, "I'm going home too, surely you don't expect me to work in the dark!!"

    silly bosses...sheeesh... :rolleyes:
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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