My coworker really needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then he would tell him to take a few days off. So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. I (the blonde) asked him what he was doing? He told me that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" He told him he was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". He jumped down and walked out of the office!! When I followed him, the Boss asked me: " ...... And where do you think you're going?" I said, "I'm going home too, surely you don't expect me to work in the dark!!" silly bosses...sheeesh...