An old married couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After dinner they sat down to relax. The wife turned to her husband and said “Honey, after 50 wonderful years of marriage, I want to give you whatever you want, anything that will make you as happy as you have made me.” He replied “Well, after 50 years of marriage you have never given me oral sex and I would really like that.” At first the woman refused saying she did want him to think less of her, but after a few minutes she accepted. A few minutes after she finished the phone rang, the husband answered it, turned to his wife and said “It’s for you c***s***er.”