This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers, and possible candidates for President of the United States. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next....followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps......and then Motel 6 managers....... It's getting ugly..........
We were watching Larry the Cable Guy on the Comedy Channel last night and he was saying that infants and Moslems were quite similar. Both wore diapers, but infants wore them on their butts while Moslems wore them on their heads. However, in both cases, the diapers were full of shit!
