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It's Just Still A Joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 1, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package.
    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the feckers in Washington .
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Hopefully the A&E Department reads the "NFR" tattooed on Obamacare by the community should it be returned for resuscitation.
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