Its that time of year, YOUR ghost , paranormal, creature stories requested

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 3, 2013.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    It's that time of year to submit YOUR spooky stories. Ghosts, goblins, chupacabra, bigfoot, ufo, etc.

    Please don't include the stories where you were on an acid trip or so drunk that you danced with pink elephants. Post your real stories that made the hair on your neck stand up.

    For a little light-hearted seasonal reading, ya know.

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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I lived for my youngest years, in a haunted house. We sat down to dinner one night, all of us, and heard someone run across the kitchen floor, and out through the screen door......screech! slam!....a door that hadn't been there for almost 50 years.

    My Father was working up in the attic, and heard someone walk up behind him. He turned to speak to his wife, (the only other person in the house) and found footprint disturbances in the heavy dust, but no one there to make them, they just ended.

    There were a couple of places that were just cold, except when they weren't. The house sat between two museums, and was very old. We left that house when I was maybe 8 or 9, I think.

    There was a large painting, a river/ rocks/ cliff type, but no one knows who painted it. My Father still has it, I think.
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I don't know if I have a story to tell.

    I'm to stupid to retreat so I charge.

    I have a bad habit of walking thru the wood's in the dark with no light on, This seems to freak out the other guy's in the club I was in.

    However one morning I was walking to my stand and was about 200 yds. off the main trail when I sensed something in front of me so I stopped and dug my flashlight out of my bag.

    Shined my light down the fire lane when I saw a pair of gold eye's about 30 ft away looking at me . Took it about 1 second before it whirled and darted away back towards my stand.

    Pretty sure it was a 'Yote'
  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Though some seek for blood,
    some yearn but to remember
    youth, love and laughter,
    warm summer nights together
    and days when we were living.
  5. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    When I was ten years old my stepfather took me trout fishing and being ten I did more exploring than fishing. I came across an old overgrown cemetery and was reading some of the headstones when I walked around a tree there was a grave that an animal had burrowed into and drug out an old pair of wool pants. That made the hair stand up on the back of my neck and ended my exploring for that day. That was probably the best thing that could have happened that day because once back to fishing I caught the two nicest rainbows of my life.
  6. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    One of the scariest things that ever happened to me was on Halloween last year.

    A friend's girlfriend had set me up with one of her friends, so I agreed to a date. We met at a nice little Italian joint for dinner, and though she was a bit heavier than I would have hoped for, she was somewhat pretty otherwise and cleaned up well. Things seemed to be going pretty good - she was well-mannered, polite, nicely dressed, and spoke clearly with a good solid command of the English language. We ended up spending quite a bit of time just talking before we ever placed our dinner order, and I was thinking "hey, this isn't so bad, maybe this girl's alright"... But alas, the presidential election was less than a week away, and the "left or right" question was inevitable. That's when I found out she was an Obama supporter... :eek:

    My first instinct was to take off running and never look back, but in a moment of either bravery or stupidity that even I'm not sure how I managed to pull off, I just faked being a political moderate for the rest of the evening, hoping to gain some sort of understanding as to how an otherwise normal and respectable individual could be so dumb. For the sake of science, or something like that.

    Turns out, the answer was "welfare"...
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  7. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus


    JB, I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight!
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  8. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless


    Not trying to make it any worse for you, but remember... they walk among us!!!
    Last edited: Oct 4, 2013
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    worse, they breed faster than we do.....:(
  10. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    Indeed they do, my monkey friend. I believe we all realize that as such, it will only continue to get worse...

    Happy Halloween, anyone?
  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    JB, That is scary !!!

    I would rather walk thru a Palmetto swamp bottom in knee deep mud kicking cottonmouths out of the way on every step, Than wake up with a Democrat wilder beast in my bed.

    I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth just thinking about it !
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  12. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless


    Hey now, I never did that with her - think about it man, a single woman with multiple babies' daddy's, on welfare? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what her MO is... As a wise man once said, "I can be pretty dumb sometimes, but I ain't stupid!"

    Although, I must admit that I had a plan for such a scenario - one which I can't describe in detail here, because I'm pretty sure it would violate the CoC in every possible way and might be illegal in some states. Instead, I'll just say that it would have involved me saying "that's for the taxpayers!" clear.
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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