Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Sep 5, 2015.


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  1. Ganado

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    Falsly attributed to Foxworth but funny quotes

    If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


    If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
     
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  2. 3M-TA3

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    Global warming is actually caused by the friction of our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves at unmeasurable RPMS
     
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I don't know if Jeff Foxworthy actually said these things, they've been going around Facebook for years, but still pretty to point.
     
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  5. Ganado

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    You ate probably right but they are funny
     
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