job offer (humor)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    A guy goes to the U.S, Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
    He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

    "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
    "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
    Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for
    me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm .
    You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

    The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM
    why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

    "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours,
    we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that."
  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Hehehe..... sounds a lot like State Employment. :D
  3. beast

    beast backwoodsman

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