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jonah and the whale

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by dystopia, May 28, 2011.

  1. dystopia

    dystopia Monkey+

    A young girl is sitting in class attentively listening to her new female teacher give a lesson on whales. When the teacher ask if anyone can add to her information the little girl excitedly says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher mockingly tells the class that it's impossible for a whale to swallow a person and the little girl believes in a fable. The little girl confidently says that when she go's to heaven she'll ask Jonah how it happened, the teacher snapped back " what if he went to hell" then the girl snapped back "then you can ask him"
    dragonfly, tacmotusn and kckndrgn like this.
  2. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    That little girl sure knows liberals.... lol
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    We used to call that a "GOTCHA!"
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