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Jose and Carlos

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Jose and Carlos are both career panhandlers.

    They panhandle in different areas of town.

    Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars from each person.

    Everyday Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a new car, lives in a beautiful house and always has a lot of money to spend.

    Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

    Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say' ?

    Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

    Jose says, 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'.

    Carlos says, ''So what does your sign say'?

    Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'. [lolol]
  2. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    THAT sign might actually tempt me to give money to a beggar!
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Oh man........:lol:......[ROFL]
  4. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    Of course if it had been J-Dog and C-Town with a sign that said "need $100 to get back to Africa I would pay that even faster!"
  5. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Holy monkey, I would give him the money too.
  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I'd drive them to an ATM and give them as much as I had, just to see them go....
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Did I ever mention that I'm actually an illegal mexican immigrant? Send money now. [lolol]
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Yea Hose "B" wasn't it :lol:
  9. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Good one Quig, I bet that would actually work :lol:
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