Jose and Carlos are both career panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars from each person. Everyday Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a new car, lives in a beautiful house and always has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?' Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say' ? Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Jose says, 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'. Carlos says, ''So what does your sign say'? Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'.
Of course if it had been J-Dog and C-Town with a sign that said "need $100 to get back to Africa I would pay that even faster!"
