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Just another day driving in Florida

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

    "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"


    Damn "blue hairs".
  2. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    This video cracks me up...

    YouTube- Gulf Coast of Florida

    But it should be set to my friend , Brent Burns, song..."If it's snowbird season, why can't we shoot 'em"?? :)
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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