Just Back From War

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Aug 25, 2010.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    About a vet.....
    >
    > "I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.
    >
    >
    > Having not seen my wife for several months, I was
    > looking forward to a night of hot, passionate
    > love-making with her.
    >
    >
    > Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel
    > wrapped round her head..... so I shot her."
     
    Seacowboys, Aug 25, 2010
    #1
  2. bnmb

    bnmb On Hiatus Banned

    :shock: ROFL!!!
     
    bnmb, Aug 25, 2010
    #2
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Now that was, sadly, funny as hell. [applaud][applaud][applaud]
     
    tacmotusn, Aug 25, 2010
    #3
  4. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That says it all
     
    RightHand, Aug 25, 2010
    #4
  5. thanker92

    thanker92 Monkey+

    Well, if you still want the sex to be "hot" you'd better hurry.
     
    thanker92, Oct 3, 2010
    #5
  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    OUCH!
     
    dragonfly, Oct 4, 2010
    #6
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