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Just Cant Make This Stuff Up

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mindgrinder, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

  2. fmhuff

    fmhuff Monkey+++

    No, the whole idea is stupid and unrealistic. I suspect major drug usage was involved in thinking this up.
  3. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    How awesome would it be to have them on the side of the car, and you hit a pot hole and it deploys and knocks a hippy off of his bike?

    Ok maybe just me.
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  4. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    Don't they already have them for pedestrians?

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  5. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Great Idea! Thank You DW.
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    The Libtard Wet Dream..... Personal Total Protection Devices.... good for ANYTHING that might possibly, sneak up on a person, and depending on the Material used, could be NBC, and Projectile, Proof as well.... Oh Yea, that is the ticket... "Protect the Children" by incasing them in Bullet & NBC Proof BubbleWrap.....
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  7. Moatengator

    Moatengator Monkey

    Becareful BT,,,don't give them any ideas!!
  8. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    But that product is faulty ! One person has fallen and can't get up and another is tumbling out of control !
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Poke a hole in the outer skin, and you have the classic plastic bag over the head that all the safety folks like to rave about.
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  10. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey++

    I think this would be a self solving problem for those stupid enough to use them.
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  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I would rather see a spring loaded bar attached to both bumpers for pushing all the dumb a$$es out of my way, cyclists and cars alike.
  12. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    Not spring loaded but it'll do.
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