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Just for Hubby Appreciation day...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

    After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

    "He said you're going to die," she replied.

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

    "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mama!"

    "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

    "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
    Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Those are good ol' jokes[fnny]
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