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Just Like Frank!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

    Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

    Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his f***in' wife!"

    NVBeav, Opinionated, kckndrgn and 8 others like this.
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Bump! This is funnier than arguing about the ****ing French.
    tulianr likes this.
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Remind me to tell you the story about the woman my dad was dating some time.....(her husband was dead...)
    I wasn't sure my dad was ever going to speak to me again....lol!
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    Consider this a reminder! If it's even 1/2 as funny as Frank Feldman, I'll be rolling on the floor :^)
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