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Just some more Oxymorons...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 31, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    1. Civil War
    2. Live TV
    3. Act naturally
    4. Found missing
    5. Resident alien
    6. Advanced BASIC
    7. Genuine imitation
    8. Airline Food
    9. Good grief
    10. Same difference
    11. Almost exactly
    12. Government organization
    13. Sanitary landfill
    14. Alone together
    15. Legally drunk
    16. Silent scream
    17. American history
    18. Living dead
    19. Small crowd
    20. Business ethics
    21. Soft rock
    22. Butt Head
    23. Military Intelligence
    24. Software documentation
    25. New York culture
    26. New classic
    27. Sweet sorrow
    28. Childproof
    29. "Now, then ..."
    30. Synthetic natural gas
    31. Passive aggression
    32. Taped live
    33. Clearly misunderstood
    34. Peace force
    35. Extinct Life
    36. Temporary tax increase
    37. Computer jock
    38. Plastic glasses
    39. Terribly pleased
    40. Computer security
    41. Political science
    42. Tight slacks
    43. Definite maybe
    44. Pretty ugly
    45. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    46. Diet ice cream
    47. Working vacation
    48. Exact estimate
    49. Microsoft Works

     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ...Healthy tan
    Tax return
    Work party...
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Hey Hey now.....Watch it with that "healthy tan" talk......! :eek:


    There is such a thing....I'm sure of it....



    ;)
     
  4. gillman7

    gillman7 Monkey+++

    Jumbo Shrimp
    Stand Fast
     
  5. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    23. Military Intelligence

    Gee thanks. If you only knew how many times I've heard this! (I'm an AF Intel weenie)
    Overall pretty funny though!
     
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