Just wanted to share...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    my Christmas Cookie Recipe... :)

    Hope you enjoy them as much as I do....

    ChristmasCookie Recipe

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Crown Royal

    1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

    2- Take a large bowl. Check the Crown Royal again...to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
    fluffy bowl.

    4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK. Try
    another cup.. just in case.

    5- Turn off the mixer thingy.

    6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried

    7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

    8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
    just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
    Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

    9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.

    10- Check the Crown Royal.

    11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    12- Add one table.

    13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

    14- Greash the oven.

    15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
    forgetto beat off the turner.

    16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

    17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

    18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Cherry Mistmas :)
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    kin eye substitute rum, i kain't afferd that crown royal?[dunno][lolol][lolol]
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Yup, good recipe!
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Darn tootin'...! [batteye]
  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    What kinda cotton pickin' party.... oops I mean cookie is this anyway? No butter or Wesson Oil or other suitible lubricant, and no flour. How ya supposed to get messy and have fun.... oops I mean make a cookie with a recipe like that? Oh, and you forgot the plastic sheets.... I mean drop cloth to make clean up easier![lolol][lolol][lolol]
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I never said Baking was my forte.... [beer]
  7. jamesmartyn

    jamesmartyn Guest

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    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
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    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

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    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
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