Just what I need....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, May 10, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk...

    She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
    The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers...

    Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up..

    It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'

    'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.

    'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

    'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my Emergency Flashers!'

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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