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Keep the old motor runnin'

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    He's 80, She's 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year
    old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she
    went into the hospital to give birth.

    The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying:
    "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"

    He answered,
    "You've got to keep that old motor running."

    The following year the young bride gave birth again.
    The same nurse said: "You are truly amazing, How do you do it?"
    He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running"

    The same thing happened the next year.

    The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!! you certainly are quite a
    man!" He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
    The nurse then said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black" [gone]
  2. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    [applaud] b:: [touchdown] [winkthumb]
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

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